What is the sense of Humor?

One-liners that wanted to become a paragraph but didn’t make it…

  • Cats are crouch potatoes
  • Happiness is all about purr-spective, get a cat to discover this
  • New tailor in town, helps alter ego
  • After all has been said & done, there’s just a lil more to say & do
  • At the end of the day…it’s night!
  • Catch them young & watch them go
  • To leave & let leave…
  • Politicians are healthy because they live on a diet of votes…(Quaker probably)
  • One socialite to another – laughing artificially comes  naturally to me now
  • If you’re happy & you know it slap your hands…better still, someone else’s.
  • Bloggers pride? You write a paragraph & think you can become an Author one day. Yes, you can. An Author of paragraphs.

Namaste India.

The things we may ask & do when you visit our beloved country – India.

I have taken the liberty of using ‘we’, though no generalisation is intended!

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We will ask where your from.

We will ask about your country.

We will ask if you like our country.

We will ask if you like spicy food.

We will ask if you are married.

We will ask your age.

We will ask your spouse’s age.

We will ask how many children you have & won’t be embarrassed when you tell us you are not married to begin with.

We will ask if your home is your own or if it’s rented.

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We will ask if you like our Bollywood.

We will get you hooked onto Kolaveri Di. (Holy Cow-u)

We will tell you we are an emerging superpower.

We will make sure you are enlightened that English words like mantra, avatar, guru, mulligatawny, juggernaut & catamaran have their roots in India.

We will show you how to calmly cross the road during mad traffic.

We will teach you to enjoy it as an adventure sport, which is free at that.

We will teach you to play kabaddi…the art of pulling leg.

We will ask you to take the auto rickshaw for local travel.

We will take you to Fabindia for shopping & hope you make your mind up in one shop.

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We will teach you to say Namaste.

We will ask if you had tiffin.

We will ask if you prefer milk chai or filter kaapi & hope you will confirm you enjoy both.

We will take you home, give you idli & red chilli chutney & hope you can understand our fiery spirit of hospitality.

We will give you samosa to eat & forget to mention it has sharp green chillies within.

We will offer you cold water when you jump 5 feet in the air.

We will offer you ladoo or jalebi to cool the tongue.

We will recommend you try betel nut & paan.

We will not warn you not to smile after that.

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We will tell you (without your asking) about our relatives – immediate, distant, in-between, mother’s side, father’s side …& watch you pass out.

We will discuss wines like there is a vineyard in our backyard.

We will tell you about our religious diversity.

We will patiently explain the meaning of Karma & Maya to you. Including the right pronunciation.

We will get you to join Yoga classes.

We will recommend a bout of Ayurveda.

We will not meet you during rahu kaal.

We will ask that you don’t meet us during rahu kaal.

We will insist on visiting you in hospital – does not matter that you have a headache & would prefer not to meet anyone – we have to show you we care.

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We will take a photo with you to ensure we remember your visit.

We will ask that you do not gift us aromatic candles to express your appreciation of our hospitality.

We will show you the number of candles we have been gifted so far. Infact a candle shop is in plan.

If you insist on giving us a gift, a villa or two in the South of France or Hawaii (or both) should be fine.

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We will do all this & more when you visit India.

Please do visit our country.

Else we may miss an opportunity to ask, tell & do all of the above.

Finally…it is a fact that you would be richer at the end of your visit with a taste of India’s openness, warmth & hospitality!

And…we would have taught you the true meaning of living. Indian style!



The 10 Commandments of Blogging

1.  Thou shalt not judge thy fellow bloggers on their individual style, stance or perspective

2.  Thou shalt not make a nuisance of thyself in blogdom by being a source of negativity & useless heckling

3.  Thou shalt not misuse thy freedom of expression to spread discord; be ye tolerant to many a diverse point of view

4.  Remember thy blog, to keep it clean of spurious elements

5.  Honour thy fellow creatures by using thy blog to build-up rather than destroy, to share & entertain positively on this journey called life

6.  Thou shalt not slay another – be it person, religion, institution or business through vicious gossip, slander or character assassination

7.  Thou shalt stay humble & not get carried away by thine apparent success, blogfully speaking

8.  Thou shalt not steal ideas of another or give room for plagues … errrr … plagiarism, but give credit where credit is due

9.  Thou shalt not bear false witness in blogosphere

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s life or blogging success – wish them well, there’s plenty of room for all !!!!!

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Thus shalt ye call to mind & recall these Commandments when thou bloggeth.

I hope I’m given the grace to follow it too.


The birthright of every Indian

It happens only in India.

It is one of the most sacred questions of our land.

It is a question where anyone not even remotely close to you can come up boldly & ask.

It is a sort of consitutional right. It can be asked of anybody.

The right to information. The right to ask. Even if it’s none of our business.

THE sacred question“Any good news?”

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If you are going steady, I  want to know if you will get married.

If you say yes, I want to know when.

If you get married, I want to know if there is any good news of a child.

If you have the first child, I am deeply curious to know about when to expect good news of the second, &  third…

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I may not know you too well, but I still want to know. I need to know.

I appear in many forms.

I am your neighbour.

I am your second cousin’s aunt from her father’s side.

I am your co-worker.

I am your elder sister’s mother-in-law.

I am your maid.

I am your distant relatives step-aunt you never knew existed.

I am your driver’s wife.

I am the father-in law of your co-sister.

I am your best-friend’s colleague.

I am you.

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You meet me everywhere.

You have to tell me.

I have the right to know.

Though I don’t know you. That hardly matters.

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Either ways, this is how we love to keep updated about good news in everyone’s life in India.

Which is neither our concern or chief joy.

Just some gosssip to make our boring days more entertaining.

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If you think it happens elsewhere with the same measure of scrutiny, let me know. I am open to being corrected.

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Hey, you been married awhile, any good news? 🙂